beyondcloudnine: thecircleofmylife: A Punjabi bra ad: Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*. Hun 6 sizan wich, 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Balle balle 5. Hai o Rabba 6. Oh Teri pehn di… hai o rabba, omfg i died preeto bra? fuuuuuuuck
Moment of silence for those who will get bro-zoned...
One of my friends is really drunk and keeps yelling poonjabi every five minutes. He’s. White. Cool.
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.– Henry Rollins (via quotes-shape-us)
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...– (via jsoenaing)
All my friends make fun of me because I sound like a porn star on the phone.
pizzaforpresident: i hope i die before betty white does because i dont think i can handle that
I wanna have a lazy date.
A day where we get in our pajamas, get millions of pillows and blankets, buy a lot of snacks, make a castle, watch tons and tons of disney movies, and just snuggle together. And why not, we’ll have a pillow fight too. Just a whole day, spending precious time with you… I’d do anything just to have this kind of day with you.
3xcruciating replied to your post: holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought… she faked everything. “daaniyal” was just a fake account she made. all those stories, her ex, everything OMG WTF! im seriously sitting here with my mouth open jaspinder replied to your post: holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought… this is why you ask for nudes and im still waiting on yours!
thenameskiran-deactivated201301 asked: Im so fucking creeped out :|
holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought Neethi lived near me. And we were going to hang out. and OMG IM SO CONFUSED
I admit, I like talking to you.
aynakojazlynn: It’s just that sometimes when I start the conversation with you, you don’t seem like you want to talk. I still try for a while but then eventually, I feel stupid for even bothering so I just have to tell myself to stop trying. It’s sad how you’re the only person I enjoy talking to, but also the only person who could make me feel like shit.
Anonymous asked: You can be pretty, if you lose weight
If I had a penny that fell from above For every time I fell in love I’ll be rollin in my money Every day would be sunny And I’ll be looking forward to my next break up