August 2012
beyondcloudnine:
thecircleofmylife:
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di…
hai o rabba, omfg i died
preeto bra? fuuuuuuuck
Moment of silence for those who will get bro-zoned...
One of my friends is really drunk and keeps yelling poonjabi every five minutes. He’s. White. Cool.
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July 2012
“Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.”
– Henry Rollins (via quotes-shape-us)
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– (via jsoenaing)
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All my friends make fun of me because I sound like a porn star on the phone.
pizzaforpresident:
i hope i die before betty white does because i dont think i can handle that
I wanna have a lazy date.
A day where we get in our pajamas, get millions of pillows and blankets, buy a lot of snacks, make a castle, watch tons and tons of disney movies, and just snuggle together. And why not, we’ll have a pillow fight too. Just a whole day, spending precious time with you… I’d do anything just to have this kind of day with you.
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3xcruciating replied to your post: holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought…
she faked everything. “daaniyal” was just a fake account she made. all those stories, her ex, everything
OMG WTF! im seriously sitting here with my mouth open
jaspinder replied to your post: holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought…
this is why you ask for nudes
and im still waiting on yours!
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thenameskiran-deactivated201301 asked: Im so fucking creeped out :|
holy shitfuck. what just happened? I thought Neethi lived near me. And we were going to hang out. and OMG IM SO CONFUSED
I admit, I like talking to you.
aynakojazlynn:
It’s just that sometimes when I start the conversation with you, you don’t seem like you want to talk. I still try for a while but then eventually, I feel stupid for even bothering so I just have to tell myself to stop trying. It’s sad how you’re the only person I enjoy talking to, but also the only person who could make me feel like shit.
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Anonymous asked: You can be pretty, if you lose weight
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If I had a penny that fell from above
For every time I fell in love
I’ll be rollin in my money
Every day would be sunny
And I’ll be looking forward to my next break up
